So, the Rapture should be good this evening:
We’re not talking about a ball game, or a marriage, or graduating from college. We’re talking about the end of the world, a matter of being eternally dead, or being eternally alive, and it’s all coming to a head right now.
But don’t get too excited. For most of us lost souls, this is just the beginning of the end. According to judgementday2011.com, there’s actually still another five months of the End of Days to go: “anarchy, chaos, disasters, and the end of civilization as we know it”. There will be an earthquake
so powerful it will throw open all graves. The remains of the all the believers who have ever lived will be instantly transformed into glorified spiritual bodies to be forever with God. On the other hand the bodies of all unsaved people will be thrown out upon the ground to be shamed. The inhabitants who survive this terrible earthquake will exist in a world of horror and chaos beyond description